Thinking about writing a book detailing all of the funny and crappy events that have happened to me over the past decade or so. Excerpt from the TOC (more to come as I flush it out):
- Lessons Learned: Don't hike an advanced trail in the Grand Canyon with noobs.
- Buying a house? Don't buy from Ma and Pa Kettle.
- Planning and executing a wedding by yourselves on a $6000 budget. Fugedaboutit!
- Where's the booze? Crap, she forgodaboutus!
- Never pitch your tent in a wash...it actually DOES rain in Arizona
- Where's our breakfast??? Denny's lost our ticket in the gravy, but didn't realize it for 2 hours.
- The Shasta experience: A fools tale on remodeling a pool
- Re-roofing your own house. 101 mistakes to avoid.
- Camping with 12k lb GVW rig and 5 days of solid rain
- The broken(?) awning
- Stuck in the mud - the Quad event
- Stuck in the mud - the Truck event
- Rescued by the damsel
- Emergency Iowa Trip - 2010
- The trip up
- i. Brights, we don’t need no stinking brights…
- ii. Sleeping in 97 degree humid weather cause I'm too cheap to run the generator
- iii. Colfax under water
- While there
- i. Dad in the hospital
- ii. Funny things Stephen says
- iii. Staining while its raining
- The trip home
- i. "Faulty wiring in trailer"
- ii. If you need fuel and the won't let you change lanes, run em off the road!
- iii. Texas on $80 in fuel - aka: roadside table in Texas
Feel free to remind me of other events that I may have missed or forgotten about. I'll add them to the final manuscript. :)